this is my second funneh fanfic, special request from my friend (she's a little cuckoo, nah! just kidding)
kay, here we go.
p/s: Please don't kill me, dear fangirls. Just relax and enjoy my fanfiction (and sorry for my shitty grammar mistakes. my English is not perfect.)
GENDER SWITCHED?
I stirred and stretching on my bed that morning. I smell a very delicious scent floating upon my nose...hmm.... Leon must be preparing my favorite right now. I got up and dragging my leg and sleepy eyes to bathroom. As I looked at my reflection on the mirror, I screamed. Leon who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen startled by my scream.
"Is everything okay up there, honey?"
I ran out from the bathroom and went downstairs. Unfortunately, I didn't see the last 3 steps and I fell flat on my face. Leon walked out from the kitchen to see what's happened. I lift my head and I gawked in horror. Leon is PREGNANT and wearing a PINK MATERNITY GOWN?? what the hell??
"Why you still in that boxer? I thought you already take your shower. You better quick or you're gonna be late for work!" he said with an annoying, soft voice. (yeah, I bet you all can imagine it to, huh? ppfftt~)
Boxer?
I took a good look at myself. AAARRGGHHHH!!!! Why am I in man's body??? Flat chest? Abs? GRRRAAAA!!!!! What kind of sorcerer is this???
As I made my way upstairs, I heard Leon mumbling or complaining something.
"urgh, it's so hard to move with this big tummy around. ah, my back's pain......oh god..."
I let out a very horror face. I'm sure I must had knocked my head so bad somehow... *sigh*
After a few minutes shower, I went down for breakfast. I sat down and eat quietly, don't know what to say with this awkward situation. Leon sat in front of me, watching me eating with a smile. I took a quick glance at him. His hair is long and tied in bridesmaid style. His eyes, is he wearing make up? I can see mascara on his eyelashes. his lips.....don't make me say it. pink and glittery (it sends shiver to my spine....*faint*)! God help me!!! I was so awkward. I quickly gulped my tea and made my way to the front door. I can't bear to see Leon like that!!!!
"honey wait!"
Leon struggled to follow me, carrying my briefcase to the door. He was out of breath as he reached me.
"fuh...it's so hard to walk faster with this condition. here you go honey. Oh, let me help you with the tie."
*gaak!* He tied my tie and humming a little. A cold sweat started to flow on my forehead. Oh God..... I gulped so hard as he did that. My legs went wobbly like jelly, palms sweating and cold.
"There you go. I tied it already," he said with a giggle and cute smile.
"uh... thanks. Gotta go, BYE!"
"wait! Aren't you forgetting something?"
uh-oh..... i went pale and I turned to him. He leaned to me and gave me a tenderly kiss. my eyes widened and sweating hard. Okay...this is really....really... REALLY AWKWARD! Then, he broke the kiss. I turned away and made my way to the car.
"Have a pleasant day at work, sweetie." he said and waved at me, dearly. then he went inside.
I reached the headquarters 30 minutes later. Damn, i need some aspirin. As I gulped my medicine, someone slapped my bum. When I turned, I saw Chris....and....he's wearing a DRESS??? He gave me a wink and walked away. DAMN! WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENED HERE?
"I'm surrounded by weirdo....crap....."
As I walked to my office, I saw peoples that I knew was wearing like a freak! Ada's wearing a red suit and flirting womens? Then I saw Steve, wearing A tight black dress and a large amount of makeup and almost looks like Lady Gaga.
"I think I need to blow my head off when i get home......*sigh*"
It's 7 pm and i quickly leave my office, not to bumped onto those weirdo. I don't want to gave anymore headache. I had enough of it.
"Im home......"
"welcome home honey...." Leon reply. He's in the kitchen, preparing dinner I guess.
I walked upstairs, loosening my tie and suddenly Leon calling me. I turned and got shocked! i was surprised seeing his face with a green facial cream and some sliced cucumbers on his face. I slipped and fell from the stairs, hitted hard on my head.
"Honey, honey...hey! wake up...."
I slowly opened my eyes, blurry.
"Are you okay?"
I got up and rubbed my eyes. Leon looks worried. I took a good look at him, head to toe. He's not wearing maternity gown? I was on the floor. I knew it! It's just a dream! i f---ing knew it!
"Im not dreaming, right???"
"I think you fell so hard till some of your screw need to be tighten back," Leon said as he got up.
Thank god It's just a dream.......
~THE END~
*i know it's silly.......please don't kill me*
